Let’s face it: We’ve all had a crush on a straight girl at some point in our life. Sure, sometimes we convince ourselves that she’s not really straight, or that we’ll be the exception, or any number of things we tell ourselves so we feel just a little bit better.
But, to be clear, if she tells you she’s straight… Most likely, she does identify as such, and pushing her to give you a chance is a jerk move even if she is questioning. Trust me. If she wanted to question things right now, she’ll ask – but until then, respect her identity.
All disclaimers aside, let’s move onto the 15 truths of falling for a straight girl, as told through Tumblr posts.
Cupid, can you just… Not?
Straight girls, can you just not either?
But, then again, we could be totally awesome together.
But, she’s probably going to wait until it’s too late.
And we’ll probably feel like this once we say it’s too late:
Maybe we’ll just be friends.
… or not.
“I’m so gay for you!” … Yeah, right.
It would be kinda funny, if it wasn’t also super sad.
Most of us have Googled “how to get over a straight girl.”
But this is what we end up doing instead:
Rest assured, you’re far from alone.
And it’s not really the straight girl’s fault (usually).
All in all, though, it’s best to avoid it as much as you can.
But you can’t, because life is cruel. No Tumblr for this one, just some cold-hard truth!
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