I went out last night to visit a friend in town from London. There were a few new faces out, but mostly the usual suspects.
At one point in the evening one of our group became uncomfortable when a woman she recently hooked up with took a seat across from her.
To try to console her I pointed out that I too, had hooked up with someone at the table, and it was no big deal.
Upon further investigation, I realised we were all a bunch of ho-bags and pretty much everyone at the table had hooked up with someone else.
We started to talk about lesbians friendship group, and after some careful reviewing and some questionable years in university, we both realised we have hooked up with a decent amount of our lesbian and bi friends.
When I say “hooked up” I am including something as simple as a drunk make out session, and not just naked sex.
There is also no time frame on this epiphany either, meaning I may have kissed my buddy Claire once at Uni, and we are still friends.
I used to think as women we are all able have platonic relationships, but like the time I thought I would look good with pink hair, I was wrong. So very wrong.
Either you two have already hooked up, or one of you secretly (or not so secretly) wants to, or at least wanted to when you first met.
So, before you start befriending me on Facebook, know that I have not hooked up with every female friend of mine because there are a few loopholes to my theory – like if she slept with you girlfriend, while you were together.
And even if they aren’t actively trying to pull at the moment, you can still be presented with the opportunities in your friendship circle. It’s like when someone asks if you want to grab some dinner after you had a late lunch… you may not be hungry, but you will always say, “Sure, I can eat.”
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