We have all been there: that moment when your lady is taking way too long to get to that point. Your jaw is getting stiff, your tongue can’t keep to that set speed much longer, your wrist is cramping, and you just need your sleep, as you’re in work in 4 hours.
Your mind is wondering… its going to place it shouldn’t, especially considering your meant to be in the throes of passion.
1. Like, I thought you said you were close… like 15 minutes ago.
2. I wonder if there are any good movies out right now…
3. I must remember to email my [insert colleagues names] when I get into work.
4. Ouch, my jaw is starting to hurt. In fact I think it may have locked.
5. I really don’t understand…Am I doing it wrong?
6. Is she enjoying this?
7. I need the bathroom, but when she’s finished she’ll want to cuddle. Will it be rude for me to just get up and use the loo?
8. Yes! I think she’s there.
9. No. False alarm.
10. My last GF didn’t take this long.
11. Should I speed up or slow down? Communicate women!
12. Why is she so quiet?
13. God, I just want her to finish so I can go to sleep.
14. I’m starting to get sore.
15. Seriously women, WTF is taking you so long?