Lesbians in film and on TV – hmmmm. Good thing or bad thing, when they’re on we have to watch them. But what are they really telling us about life.
1. You will be able to live alone in LA in your late 20s and eat/drink out every night.
2. Your gaydar is always right.
3. Kissing your female best friend will lead to either a doomed or prosperous relationship.
4. Most lesbians are seductresses with vampire tendencies.
5. The straight woman you fall in love with will leave her perfect husband for you.
6. We kick-ass at sports.
7. Makeovers change everything.
8. Affairs are ok.
9. Coming out is bad.
10. There will be tears in every relationship.
11. Leather jackets are a must.
12. You must have one artistic talent – poetry, guitar playing, painting.
13. That it is perfectly normal to get with woman, and still be good friends once you break-up and she starts dating a men again
14. You will find the love of your life in school.
15. Kisses are perfect in the rain.
16. All straight women are bi-curious.
17. You will make-out with your archenemy.
18. The woman who becomes your boss will sleep with you.
19. That wearing a small eye mask hides your identity.
20. That women will make over the top public confessions of love.
21. Most relationships will lead to death.
22. Prison life is all about the lesbian romance.
23. Some lesbians turn out to be serial killers.
24. You will cheat on your girlfriend for a women you can never really have.
25. Threesomes with guys are a must.
26. All lesbians have fantastic nipples – ACTUAL FACT
27. When you ditch your boyfriend at the altar for another women, everyone will be very happy about it.