Relationships end for all kinds of reasons. Maybe people grow apart, maybe they want different things or maybe the sex is bad.
That’s right – bad sex is something many women actually end a relationship over.
So what type of women does it suck to have sex with?
1. The stationary lover
Why do some women feel the need to keep sex to one position and at the same pace? There’s a whole world out there.
2. The tongue-jabber
These women treat oral like it’s an assault, and when you make-out with them, they try to remove your tonsils with their tongue. Too much tongue action is will numb all body parts – It’s a vagina, not a deck that needs a new finish.
3. The look-me-in-the-eyes lover
Sometimes you want to close your eyes and think happy, sexy thoughts. But this lady removes you from your moment, forcing you to look deep into her eyes. While, yes this can be ‘hot’ with the right type of lover, there is a certain type of woman who seems to think that good sex can only happen with constant eye contact. It’s not always going to be soulful lovemaking.
4. The ‘limited’ dirty talker
Talking dirty is an art form, which you need to come prepared for. Just saying “wet” & “horny” 70 times gets me dry. Also, no one wants a slutty parrot in the room.
5. The fast-finger blaster
Treating my private parts like a video game will get you no-where. Chill. There’s no gold at the end of this rainbow.
6. The only-her-oral-obsessed woman – really, really!?
In my eyes, selfishness about oral is a cardinal sin. It’s in the fine print of the Ten Commandments. Look it up.
7. The orgasm chaser
We all deserve to come in our own time. I don’t need to hear “are you there yet, are you there yet, are you there yet”. This mantra is an orgasm turn off.
8. The period-phobic
Periods happen. Period sex can happen. Get over it.
9. The woman who simply doesn’t pay attention
Above all, the worst type of person to have sex with is someone who doesn’t pay attention. Ask. Communicate. Listen.