In honor the OITNB season five hitting our screens, take the quiz below!
Big question, but why are you still single?
Maybe it’s time to stop crying into your microwave meal for one, and wondering why, why, why you’re going to be alone with a bottle of red wine every Friday night from here to eternity.
Maybe this time around, you can take a good, long look in the mirror (stop hating yourself) and discover why you’re so f*cking single.
Imagine… you’re at a party… or a bar… or a monthly book club at the library… and you meet the woman of your dreams. She is there sitting beside you…
But who is she. Who Is Your Dream Girl?
So, which is it? Swanqueen, Karmy or Rizzles? Which fictional lesbian couple is currently ripping your life apart?
From lesbian to bisexual, to everything in between, we bet we can guess which Celesbian (used loosely here) you’ve recently been crushing on.
Compared to a few years ago there are now quite a few apps out there for women seeking women. But which is suited to you?
Can you spot the lone lesbian in roomful of straight women? Can you tell if someone’s gay? Is your gaydar finally tuned?
Hmmm, is it that easy? Can you look at someone and know if they are gay, bisexual, straight, pansexual… and so on?
Make sure to read: Women Explain The Science Behind Gaydar
Coming out is one of the most powerful tools we have to combat ignorance and prejudice. Things are getting a lot easier in some places, and time has made a big difference. So can we guess which decade you came out in?
The animals, the animals trapped, trapped, trapped till the cage is full
We all have a sense of humour, but what is your humour type? Are you sarcastic one or super witty type who turn everything into a joke?
Over the years there have been so many women on TV who made us smile.So which super witty TV woman are You? I took the quiz and got Lucille ball. YES! Let us know who you got!
Here’s a fun fact – according to clinical psychologist Dr Martha Stout, 1 in 25 people are sociopaths. Which means there is a possibility that you could be one!
Also read: 15 Signs You’re Dating a Lesbian Sociopath
So would you pass the Sociopath test?
This 15 question quiz is based on a real psychological test that analyses levels of sociopathy and narcissism. Will you pass?
Who did they play before they became the infamous inmates of Litchfield?
None of us is any one thing, but we might have some traits that are more dominant than others. Which one of your best personality traits stands out amongst all the others?
So many determined women have shaken up history and changed the world. Which powerful ceiling breaker were you in a past life?
Ever wanted to know just how sexy you are without even trying? Is it your confidence or your intelligence?
As we all know, everybody’s got a sexy side and there are so many different ways to be sexy!
Are you really a butch, or maybe your a femme trapped in butches body. Did you think you were a top, but actually you’re a switch – almost a bottom? Its time to know once and for all what type of lesbian are you?
Think you’re a huge fan? Let’s see what you got.
There are different types of women in the world. Some are simple and some are very complex, but finding your ideal woman — your ideal partner in life can be tricky.
Everyone has a type. Some like them taller, others shorter. Some like simple women, others like accomplished and driven women. As far as types go, people get very creative — and often even weird. But our type is our type, and we want what we want.
So, lets try to figure it out – what kind of woman is right for you?
Going to prison soon? Wondering what it will be like? Or perhaps it’s just time for a new nickname? Well, you’ve come to the right place… let’s find out what your nickname in prison would be?
With Season 3 fast approaching, lez/bi women everywhere are settling in for a marathon re-run of Seasons 1 & 2. And how to make it even more interesting? Well, alcohol, of course…
Piper and Alex share fleeting or furious glances– All Players Drink
Sophia is Sassy – All Players Drink
Alex Vause’s Eyewear – (When Vause insists on removing or readjusting her glasses, either to really accentuate that glare, or just reveal those over-plucked eyebrows) – All Players Drink
Pennsatucky Mentions Jesus (or is seen with a Bible) – All Players Drink
Mr Healy Scowls About Lesbianism – All Players Drink
You want to be friends with Poussey so much it makes you want to cry – Finish Your Drink
Janae is unnecessarily rude or defensive – All Players Drink
Hot Blonde Extra – (Respect must be paid to Hot Blonde Extra. Although she gets hardly annylines, she can be seen in the background of many an episode, brightening our screens and distracting us from the main action) – First Player To Spot “HBE” Nominates One Person To Drink
Nikki Swears – Each player must repeat the swear word loudly. Last Player To Shout Drinks
Morello Mentions Christopher – All Players Drink
Piper experiences #WhiteGirlProblems – All Players Drink
The theme tune gets a little much – Shots All Round
Behind the scenes….
When a relationship is on its last leg and a breakup is inevitable – life gets sh*t.
However, as tough as it is to dump or be dumped, when you find the right soundtrack to your suffering, it can also feel weirdly enjoyable. So we invite you to celebrate the heartbreak; whether angry, homicidal or just a bit sad, by finding your perfect pop breakup anthem.
Are you actually a complete weirdo? Or maybe you’re just a bit eccentric? Or simple bland as paint?
Either way, lets find out how unusual you are…
You’re not dating yet, but you are doing what you might call ‘pre-dating’, which is as much a part of courtship these days as exchanging phone numbers.
So what is ‘pre-dating’? well methodology varies – some favor LinkedIn; others Twitter or blogs – but according to a new Match.com survey a good 48 percent of women research a someone on Facebook before the first date. Clicking through someone’s public photos is kind of like passing them in the hall at high school. You see her and get a sense of her life without actually having to put yourself out there.
But is the time you spend with someone’s online persona messing with what might develop in real life relationship? Do you ever become a little too obsessed? Its time to find out…
Which of the Seven Deadly Sins Are You? Countless souls have been eternally damned for succumbing the seven deadly sins – pride, envy, wrath, gluttony, lust, sloth, and greed.
So, if you’re bound for hell, discover which sin will send you there.
KitschMixers, as queer women you’ve been asked some very important questions in the past – Who’s the “man” in this relationship? How do lesbians have sex? How do you know you’re a lesbian? Do wanna have a threesome? What do you have against dick?
But never have you been asked this the ultimate and holy grail of questions: which Disney Princess are you?
Your life will never be the same after this moment. And no, we’re not exaggerating, but yes, you’re welcome.
So, season 3 of Orange Is the New Black premieres June 12 on Netflix – and yes Ruby Rose will be there causing trouble between Alex and Piper, Big Boo is set for more orgasmic storylines, and Black Cindy is set to shine.
However, have you ever wondered which character on the show could have been your soulmate — er, cellmate – in an alternate world?
Take this quiz and find out – before season 3 premieres June 12 on Netflix.
Decisions, decisions, decisions but who should be your TV valentine? Which of these queer characters is best suited to be your Valentine’s Day sweetheart?
Decisions, decisions. But we can’t decide. Which beauty takes your fancy, Kitsch Mixers?
So it christmas, and TV viewing is poor. The problem is that too much turkey, stuffing, and wine have made making the decision just a bit too difficult and you’e been scrolling for hours. Now you don’t have to decide. This quiz will do it for you!
Which Lesbian Movie Should You Watch Tonight?
How well do you know your lesbian music? And remember, you lose all of your lesbian points if you Google!
What kind of lesbian are you courtesy of Buzzfeed.