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15 Things You MUST Know Before Dating A Sarcastic Woman

The universal truth about dating is this: People want what they think they can’t have.

I’m not saying this is good. I’m simply saying we all like the chase, and we all enjoy being kept on our toes a bit.

Dating is a game, and I think sarcastic people have a natural edge over the competition.

Well-crafted sarcasm is attractive, because it demonstrates intelligence, a sense of humour, emotional IQ, confidence, style and an edge of sassy flirtation.

You can’t help but gravitate toward the hilarious woman who can hold her own, make people laugh and win over the hearts of the crowd, which very well might be your friends.

BUT, be warned sarcastic people can be a nightmare to date (yes, I admit it).

Here are a few things you should know about dating a sarcastic woman:

1. They’re always messing with you

Don’t take it too seriously. They’re playful, like cats with laser pointers. You’re the cat and they’re the laser pointer. Just take the joke and throw it back, okay?

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2. Mean comments are displays of affection

There’s nothing more intimate or affectionate than me calling you an asshole and kissing you afterwards, trust me.

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3. They remember everything

That time you tripped, spilt your drink… shut your finger in the door. They like to keep their joke bank fresssssh, so don’t think that anything goes unnoticed or is off limits.

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4. They come off cocky, but it’s a front

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5. If you don’t know if they’re joking, safe to assume they’re joking

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6. They ARE laughing at you, but that’s because they like you

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7. They have soft, gooey centres under the hard exteriors

They’re only this sarcastic because they have many layers of depth and feelings. For every mean thing they joke about, they have five more nice things to say about you.

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8. If they ignore you in a big group, it means they like you, yes you, the one their not talking to

They’ll never be the ball and chain, and the more they ignore you, the more they can make eyes at you and mouth “I hate you,” which is basically a sign of head-over-heels, stupid crazy affection.

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9. “I hate you” means “I love you”

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10. They will say something really mean and immediately wish they didn’t say it

It’s almost like sarcasm is this involuntary reaction and they. Can’t. Stop. Being. Sarcastic.

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11. They will occasionally say something incredibly sincere, but you won’t notice because you’ll think they’re being sarcastic

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12. They actually have a lot of feelings

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13. They’re bad with making the first move

They truly, honestly do not know how to give you the signal that they like you or that they care about you. They are hoping you will see through their sarcasm and see they’re basically dying for you to notice them.

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14. Being sincere doesn’t come easy

So when they get serious, you need to pay attention. (Or like cherish it or whatever).

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15. In the truest reality, you’re dating a sensitive, affectionate, loving lady

Sarcastic girls are really the sweetest girls. Just shut up about it, okay?

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7 Struggles Lesbians Who Hate Flirting Know to Well

When we think of women flirting, we often see the toss of the hair, the bat of the lashes, the intense gazing, and the seductive finger trail down the cheek…


But for me, this behaviour is utterly bewildering and foreign. I was born with an innate inability to be flirtatious. No, I’m serious. I feel like (and look like) a pathetic, lost puppy when I make even the faintest attempt at being flirty.

So to all my flirt-averse sisters out there, I present 7 struggles all lesbians who hate flirting know to well:

1. You address and treat every woman like your homeboy – no matter how attractive she is or how totally into her you are.


2. You have one signature flirt move, which most women don’t pick up on. Mine is a 5 second gaze, then avert


3. The awkward hand hover, which means your hand never comes to a complete rest on a women’s body when you communicate. You’ll never touch her shoulder, rest it on her knee, or give her a real embrace.


4. When a cute woman flirts with you, it’s a fate worse than death. As soon as she gives you that half smile and intense eye contact, you are like a rabbit caught in headlight. Your heart starts pumping in your ears. Your mouth refuses to smile back. And all you want to do is run.


5. You start speaking in riddles. If you actually do make it to the point of a “flirty” conversation, you’ll blurt out the most random of statements, like by answering her question about your plans next weekend with something like, “So, do you prefer Bing or Google?”


6. You over analysis everything, because even if you do flirt, you don’t do it right. If you do (by some miraculous aligning of the heavens, make a semi-successful flirty gesture or comment to an attractive woman) you’ll later agonise over how lame you actually sounded.


7. You feel awkward around women who are hyper-flirty. Did she just bat her lashes and laugh at that unfunny joke? How does she do that? And now look; she’s with the woman I like.


The art of Flirting – Keep fresh and keep it real

The gay community has definitely not fell behind on the flirting bandwagon. Most relationships always start off by flirting. There are various was to flirt and if you utilize them correctly you could be looking at a brand new same-sex relationship! Make sure you don’t compliment someone on something bad or you could end up with a black eye, a broken nose, and a broken heart.

When ‘gay’ flirting, hold the persons eyes, eyes always communicate your emotions more than your mouth can. A look in their direction could make them feel welcome and open to talk to you. Look in his eyes more than you can look into anyone else’s, graze your eyes down and back up his body so he knows for sure that you are interested in him.

When having a conversation with someone you are flirting with- whisper. Whisper anything into his ear. This will grab his attention more than if you spoke in a normal tone. Try to mock the way the other person is talking to you. This way they will know you admire them and how they talk. Everyone does this, we all try to imitate the person we love, we talk like them and walk like them.

As with any flirting, don’t make any sexual advances on your first day of gay flirting. If you have been flirting for awhile then it is okay, but if you haven’t tried it before and it is the first day, you will be shut down immediately. Use any other skills you have to flirt but leave that sexual advance in the back of your mind for another time, to save a possible relationship. Be confident, not cocky, or shy, and all should go as well as planned. I hope you enjoy your new relationship!