Amy Schumer gave an awesome speech at the Glamour Awards.
I’m not nervous. I’m very glamorous. I don’t feel out of place here. I’m 160lbs and can catch a dick any time I want.”
Schumer was presented her award for Trailblazer of the Year by Jennifer Saunders.
It will be very exciting when what I am doing isn’t trailblazing anymore. but I’m very happy to have gotten this.”
Peppering her speech with comic tangents and one-liners, Schumer said:
I’m SO desperate for a selfie with Goldie Hawn that I’m not even going to ask. I would just want it for me, like I would just look at it every night and be like: ‘Goodnight.'”
She continued:
My mom told me I didn’t need to shave above my legs above the knee. I basically like Christopher Robin down there. Having advised women to “definitely get vaccinated for HPV”, Schumer added that she had one goal for the night. And that goal was “to take my underwear off at the end of the night and not make it look like I blew my nose on it.”
The comic has been known for making strong statements with her comedy, including her sketch The Last F**kable Day, which pokes fun at ageism in Hollywood, and the way some female actors present themselves on talk-shows.
Schumer’s sketches are showcased on her US programme Inside Amy Schumer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=75&v=eNfBbJ0pzbA