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Our 5 Favourite Joan Rivers Quotes

Joan Rivers’ graced our television screens on Fashion Police, the awards shows’ red carpets, or the stage as a one-woman show. Her comedic tongue spared no victims. She was brutally honest, unfiltered, and politically incorrect—many times leaving us with our jaws dropped.

However, just as often as she poked fun at others, she would turn the joke around on herself.

Here is a list of our 5 favourite quotes from Joan Rivers.

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked. But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she’s a tramp.

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If God wanted me to bend over, he’d have put diamonds on the floor.

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I was born in 1962…the room next to me was 1963.

 

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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.