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15 Witty Comebacks for When Someone Rudely asks “Are You Gay?”

Some witty comebacks for when someone rudely asks if you are gay?

  1. Say, “WHAT?!?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!!” really loudly, as though you are at a rock concert. Continue to do this until they walk away.
  2. Laugh, and say, “Oh man, I know. Right?”
  3. Gay? As in Happy? OMG yea, i feel awesome.
  4. I wish.
  5. Is gay a thing still?
  6. Look TOTALLY panicked and gasp. Then go back to whatever you were doing.
  7. Start singing Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time”
  8. Wink at them and say, “Now I am, hot stuff.”
  9. Ask them if they want to arm wrestle.
  10. Ask them if they want to thumb wrestle.
  11. Answer as though they just asked if you saw the last episode of The Voice, and comment on your favorite performers.
  12. Say, “OMG, yes, I love gardening and being one with nature more than anything. You?”
  13. Reply, “You are?! I am totally cool with that! Gay pride! Whoo!”
  14. Yes, I’m gay, VERY gay.
  15. “Don’t worry, either way you aren’t my type.”

12 Things to not ask a Lesbian

Why is it Straight ladies just feel the urge to ask these questions, usually in crowd, with other straights girls on hand to listen keenly to your replies.

You’ve heard them before and honey you’ll most likely hear them again. It maybe 2014 but the world has not moved on that progressively

1. You’re gay?! That is so cool.

2. I have SUCH a girl-crush on Jennifer Lawrence… *looks at you, winks*

3. It must be so awesome to never have to deal with a MAN.

4. So, who’s the boy in your relationship?

5. How do you guys… *shifty eyes* …you know?

6. What do you mean you think Johnny Deep is cute? I thought you were gay!

7. My boyfriend wouldn’t even care if we made out…

8. But… how do you know you’re gay?

9. Have you ever been with a guy?

10. But if you like girls that look like boys… why don’t you want to date boys?

11. But you’re so pretty!

12. I once made out with a girl *looks at you, winks*