Some witty comebacks for when someone rudely asks if you are gay?
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Say, “WHAT?!?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!!” really loudly, as though you are at a rock concert. Continue to do this until they walk away.
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Laugh, and say, “Oh man, I know. Right?”
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Gay? As in Happy? OMG yea, i feel awesome.
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I wish.
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Is gay a thing still?
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Look TOTALLY panicked and gasp. Then go back to whatever you were doing.
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Start singing Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time”
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Wink at them and say, “Now I am, hot stuff.”
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Ask them if they want to arm wrestle.
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Ask them if they want to thumb wrestle.
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Answer as though they just asked if you saw the last episode of The Voice, and comment on your favorite performers.
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Say, “OMG, yes, I love gardening and being one with nature more than anything. You?”
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Reply, “You are?! I am totally cool with that! Gay pride! Whoo!”
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Yes, I’m gay, VERY gay.
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“Don’t worry, either way you aren’t my type.”