A perfect response to the time old question ‘How do lesbians have sex’ – well here is the answer from Buzzfeed’s Flo Perry – This is How Lesbians Have Sex
Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire.
Step 2: Talk about your feelings.
Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.
Step 4: Cut your bra right off.
Step 5: Burn your bras.
Step 6: Hold hands, but not for too long.
Step 7: Introduce your cats. (You can hold hands if you feel the urge.)
Step 8: Get out the biggest dildo you own.
Step 9: Sword fight with your dildos.
Step 10: High five your gal pal! You did it!
Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.