A perfect response to the time old question ‘How do lesbians have sex’ – well here is the answer from Buzzfeed’s Flo Perry – This is How Lesbians Have Sex

Step 1: Take off your lesbian attire.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

Step 2: Talk about your feelings.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.

Step 3: Get yourself some scissors.

Step 4: Cut your bra right off.

Step 4: Cut your bra right off.

Step 5: Burn your bras.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

Step 6: Hold hands, but not for too long.

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex

Step 7: Introduce your cats. (You can hold hands if you feel the urge.)

This Is How Lesbians Have Sex
Step 8: Get out the biggest dildo you own.
This Is How Lesbians Have SexStep 9: Sword fight with your dildos.
This Is How Lesbians Have SexStep 10: High five your gal pal! You did it!
This Is How Lesbians Have Sex
Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.
Step 11: Remember to put back on your lesbian attire, and you might need to buy a new bra.

So now the age old mystery of how lesbians have sex is finally solved! You’re welcome.

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