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Wonder Woman Avert a Crisis in Crimea and Officiate Her First Lesbian Wedding

So, what did you do with your day? Well, if you’re Wonder Woman – you officiated a same-sex wedding and while stopping Russia from destroying the world. It’s all in a days work for her!

The Amazon warrior officiates her first same-sex wedding in DC’s Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman, Chapter 48, the newest issue in the anthology series.

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Writer and artist Jason Badower sends Diana of Themyscira on a mission to Crimea on behalf of the United Nations, with Superman in tow.

The pair then spot an unnamed Russian general rolling dozens of tanks and munitions through a shady mountain pass. Diana waves Superman away, gives the general her best “come at me, bro” face and calmly glides through every missile and bullet his army throws at her.

She ends up deflecting a bullet back and disarming the general. She doesn’t actually do anything violent in the story. I just think that Wonder Woman is smarter than that.”

Wonder Woman casually wraps up her day by officiating the wedding of a woman she met while volunteering in New Orleans after hurricane Katrina.

Clark Kent seems surprised at the act, to which Diana remarks,

Clark, my country is all women. To us, it’s not ‘gay’ marriage. It’s just marriage.”

Point made.

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