Remember the times when you and your BFF were both single? And then came the significant other, who took over your position as the VIP of her life.
Sure, she now keeps you updated by Instagramming weird foods she’s trying, and trys to keep you in the loop with Facebook status. But its never going to be like the good ol’ days..
1. WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIDAY FUN NIGHTS?
2. Where the hell is she?
3. Okay, she’s busy. Well we always have next weekend.
4. I’ll just message her on Facebook.
5. Who’s Lisa Wortnort? And why did she comment on like every photo? Is this a new friend?
6. Stalking, stalking.
7. Whoa, what happened to her hair?
8. HELLO, eyebrows.
9. I’m her best friend.
10. I’ll text her to make sure they know I’m alive.
11. Whyaretheynotansweringmeback?
12. I HATE THEM.
13. What, are they too busy to call?
14. Finally. We’re having coffee on Monday. EAT THAT LISA WORTNORT.
15. How many times are we going to rehash every ‘memorable’ memory from school?
16. I swear she told me that last week.
17. Maybe we should go see a movie next time? Less chance of me running out of questions to ask.
