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31 First World Lesbian Problems

1. Other lesbians not thinking you’re gay


2. Having “that talk” with a member of your family


3. Being told “you’re going through a phase”


4. Being introduced as “my lesbian friend”


5. People insulting gay people without knowing you are one


6. Finding out the woman you like is straight, or are dating someone else


7. Straight women asking if your are a lesbian


8. The death of your favourite lesbian character in EVERY TV Show


9. And then the endless search for Lesbian subtext in EVERY new TV show that comes out


10. Being asked which is the “boy” in the relationship


11. Having to out yourself when you make a new friend


12. Online dating struggles


13. Shopping in the boy section, then having to use female changing room


14. Being mistaken for a man “excuse me sir, oh I mean…”


15. Straight men asking questions about your sex life


16. Gay man asking you questions about your sex life


17. Straight women asking you questions about your sex life


18. Presents from distant family members


19. Referring to your girlfriend as partner, to keep your sexuality neutral in your workplace


20. Becoming a lesbian stereotype


21. As a couple, being confused as friends or worse siblings


22. When your periods syncs with your girlfriends


23. Suffering through a bad movie in order to watch that three-minutes of lesbian romance


24. Having a straight girl crush


25. Being too afraid to ask a woman you fancy about her sexuality


26. Being a straight girls experiment


27. Bro-friendships and listening to their views on women


28. Over analysing your girlfriend’s motivations


29. Lock Jaw!


30.Being told lesbian sex is not real sex


31. The ending of The L Word

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